Our Survival: Introduction
We as humans depend on our environment for everything, both of necessity and of luxury. This is a fact. The air that you breathe; the water that you drink; the …
Global warming and Averages
The term Global Warming is used to portray the idea that the average temperature of the planet is increasing. Technically speaking, this is a correct term, but it can be …
Chemistry in Poetry
I have recently announced that I am doing a talk for the American Chemical Society Regional Meeting in October on the topic of Poeticizing Chemistry. Now what does that entail? …
Poeticizing Chemistry at the ACS Regional Meeting
I have submitting my abstract for a talk at the Rocky Mountain Regional Meeting for the American Chemical Society where, if accepted, I will speak on how to poeticize chemistry. …
Life in Reverse
I am presently going to school to become an environmental chemist. It took me years after high school graduation to come to this decision, and it’s taking quite a while …
The Importance of Finding Peace Within Yourself
I have a confession to make. Contrary to popular belief, we scientists have the need to find peace. The scientists lab is not enough for our own peace of mind. …
Simple Conversion, People!
Below is real a real phone call between a Verizon Wireless customer and various employees (INCLUDING MANAGEMENT LEVEL) regarding his bill for his data plan on his phone. (As a …
King of the Nerds
You should know up front, this post has NOTHING to do with Leonard telling Penny that he is the King of the Nerds in the predominately fantasy episode of The …
A Commentary on the Life of an Environmental Chemistry Student
“Life, it seems so obvious all of a sudden, has the incorrigible tendency to be cosmically, deeply strange.” -Bruno Maddox, Discover Magazine The life of a chemistry student is very …
Hello world!
Haylo Earthlings! I am Alan “Professor A-Brain” Eister, AS. I am a performance poet, undergraduate student of chemistry, proud nerd, member of the American Chemical Society and fan of all …
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